I'm feelin' tragic like I'm Gary Busey.

I have no idea why I bought this.

I mean, I hardly ever drink, I mean, I have a bottle of Canadian whiskey that I bought about four years ago, and I mean it's like 4/5ths full, and I have a bottle of some other stuff that was given to me for xmas over ten years ago, and I mean I'm not even sure if I've cracked the seal on that bottle, and I mean, I had a glass of beer when I was in LA, and I mean, it was a light beer, and I mean the only reason I got it was because Buzznet founder Marc(k?) Brown took us out for a beer after our tour of Buzznet Inc, and I mean it was all I could do to finish the beer.
So anyway, I bought a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, and they had a knock off brand called Admiral Nelson's Spiced Rum that I really wanted to get, you know because that would be funnier, but I didn't, so now ...
Ummmmm, so now do any of you know any rum drinks that I could fix for myself, ohhhhhh, not just for myself, but for myself and all the hot ladies, oh yeah, the hot ladies that are always throwing themselves at my feet in way of trying to attract my attention for sex or meaningful conversation?

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