Let's see, there was Adventures in Babysitting or Baby Sitting, and I find it interesting that the guy who played Watson/Thor is also the guy that played Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, and the main monster/alien in Men In Black, and the Detective on one of The Law and Order shows ... Vincent D'Oanoaifrorroeeorsomething like that, and I can't be bothered because my arm feels like it is about to fall off.

I also watched Jeepers Creepers 2, which I thought was better than the original, except not as humorous, but a lot more scary, and I swear to god my arm really is about to fall off.

Finally, I watched The Time Machine, not the old one, but the newer one with Guy Pearce from Priscella Queen of the Desert, Memento, and LA Confidential, which were all better movies than The Time Machine, and I would explain to you why, but my arm just fell off......

You do the math.

Adventures in Babysitting starring, in her finest role, the gorilla my dreams, Elisabeth Shue.

Also ... featuring Penelope Ann Miller as a DGH wannabe and the baby sitter's best friend.

Lars and the Real Girl. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but it's about a guy named Lars and a girl he meets on the internet.

I think there's a lot of Lars in me. I think there's a lot of Lars in all of us.

1. The Ballad of Hollis Brown - Bob Dylan

2. Chelsea Girls - Nico

3. Working Class Hero - John Lennon

4. Sam Stone - John Prine

5. Dress Rehearsal Rag - Leonard Cohen

6. In California - Neko Case

7. Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum

8. The Gift - The Velvet Underground

9. Death of a Clown - The Kinks

10. Young Girl Blues - Donovan

Listen Here

The only problem is I need help with the catch phrase.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Those stupid stupid Karens.

Custom t-shirt for the cheap site.

It seemed to help.

It might have helped a little bit more if I had worn it the correct way the first couple of hours.

Wrong way (also known as the heather way)

Right way (to be from now and forever known as the boz way)

I'm really hungry, can somebody fix me a sandwich, and maybe cut the crust off the bread?

Everyone do it. Ok, maybe not everyone, but the people who would look really funny if they did it should do it. You know who you are. Don't make me point at you and whistle.

And then look here, here, here.

And then go get a drink of water, or take a walk, or visit a shut-in, just get out of here and leave me alone.